In talking more abt myself i.e my liikes, dislikes, way of behaviour e.t.c.

For those that know me v.well, they could tell dat I dislike DREAM BURSTERS, SNOBBERS, UNSERIOUS PERSONS and to be INTIMIDATED in anyway.

My right hand pals could as well tell that I dont give a damn about certain things i.e I do certain thing without considering what pple around may say. They could also tell u that I pretend to behave very unserious in certain things (i.e attach less importance) I may need to attach all seriousness to where-as I may be v.serious.

In talking abt my Intimate life, I know v.well of a girl who could say certain things abt me and iz no other person than Wifey! She could tell u I behave nastily and despite that she would'nt be okay without those my nasty (according to her) behaviour which I personally refer to as "one kind behaviour". Even when am some miles away 4rm her, she misses my LOVE, CARE e.t.c and of all MY ONE KIND BEHAVIOUR. She could as well testify that there iz no 2nd me and dat; if iz not me, then it cant in anyway be like me.

Iz true dat I talk alot and to the ORDINARY MAN I sometimes talk trash. But Wifey would'nt also fail to testify dat in any trash I talk (i.e trash to d ordinary man), there is always a high level of intelligence in it.

I could as well for once say that; to the ordinary men around me listening to my statements, they would always remain trash in their EARS while to the Intelligent men around me listening to my statements, they would always remain statements of v.high intelligence.

C ya!

      There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy.
Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy?"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

      One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

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